Apparently, back in the 1980's when I was eating avocado sandwiches for lunch, some kids got to indulge in Micro Magic; a Milkshake and Burger combo meal that you basically zap in the microwave, and it made the burger hot and the shake cold. Not something you would ever eat today, right? So why in the world is the glamorous and obscenely wealthy Ivanka Trump touting Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers, a microwave meal that can stay in your desk for up to a year? No refrigeration required! According to the NYT's, even Ivanka gets tired of the drudgery of brown bagging it at the office.